“She’s back, a**hole!” It was late in the evening, I was in my condo when this motherf*cking cousin of mine bombarded my unit.
“Give me that! Get your own beer. The fridge is not that far, f*cker!” Marahas na hinablot ko ang can ng beer na akmang iinuman niya.
Pumunta ba siya rito para makihati lang sa inumin? Ang dami niyang pera, ang dami rin niyang fans na puwedeng magbigay sa kanya ng alak kung gusto niya. I am here, grieving for my love who left me, tapos guguluhin n’ya ang pagluluksa ko rito.
My sweet Hyacinth… where are you, my love? Please forgive this jerk right here. I miss you so much. Every day is getting harder to breathe, without you here beside me.
“G*go! Umayos ka! Bumalik na ang ex-girlfriend mo!” Hindi ko maintindihan ang mga sinasabi ng pinsan kong si Harvey. Umaalo
