JOSHUA “ ( … ) If it weren't for the fact that she has the tightest p***y I have ever been inside to , the whole experience really wouldn't have been worth it at all , a rather expensive f**k , if you ask me , it cost me not only the gas to get there , but a rather expensive necklace in order to get her to give herself to me ... " Fuck! Fucking hell !! This mother fucker is really getting on my nerves , I shouldn't have questioned him or her if it actually had pictures of Lucy's page, I thought he or she was just bragging and the bastard just proved me wrong by doubting about it's text messages. I have to use all my self - control not to slam my phone against the wall , but I press it so hard that I manage to c***k the screen a bit. " Josh? What's wrong? It is ev