Ava thinks I should enjoy a bachelorette party. I would rather pull my eyes out of my head than rave about how I'm getting married. But there a stripper for a cop, she left for hers and she thinking I'm going out but no I'm going to stay in my oversized tee and read death note. Ava checked in from time to time to see if I was having the time of my life and I keep lying. There was a knock at the door. I invited Tony, but I went to answer it. There stood Ava's boss.
'There only one bed here' She said 'Ava's committing a sin and I refuse to have her working under me if she committing a sin'
'You know what's a sin is that you're staying at my door with this bullshit. Please leave or I will call the cops, ' I said
She left and then in comes Tony with the pizza; I took it from his hand and we sat watching death note; we get to episode like ten and I get a call to get a drunk, Ava. I told Tony I had to do something. He took the hint and left the house. I grabbed the house keys along with the car; I took a slice of pizza. When I got to the bar, she was there drinking a Long Island Iced Tea. I order a beer because this is something I'm going to have to deal with alcohol in my system.
'Come on, Ava, it's time to go home, ' I said
'I got drunk, drunk, ' Ava slurred
She laughs and then laid her head on my shoulder. I laid her in the back of the car and drove home. It was a struggle to get her upstairs. She fell on the bed, laughing. I explained to her home she was drunk off her ass and flirted with me, and then she asked if I have a girlfriend.
'So what did you do?' She asked
'I stayed home and watch death note' I replied
She sighed like my life was so boring. Might I remind her she got drunk last night, and I had to deal with her so I think she should talk about who night was boring. I handed her some coffee and then explained what happened when her boss showed up here.
'Yeah, she came to the bar and then realised it was gay bar and that it was ladies' night, like I wasn't in a relationship with a woman, ' She said
'Yeah, she came shocked like we were roommates, ' I said
She also said she wanted to have a talk with Ava when she gets to work, so they're going to talk about how Ava dating a woman was going to ruin her work performance and then she is going to have to let her go. I can see how this is going to go.
'Society said they were roommates, ' Ava said
I just laughed.