Around midnight Peter, Albert, and Milton are standing outside Peter and Caroline’s bedroom. She is screaming from labor pains. Peter looks at Milton. “Do all women scream that loud?” Then he looks at the door.
The older men shake their heads.
Peter walks to the door and bursts into the room. He looks over at Caroline. She’s lying on the bed with her legs up and he sees the top of the baby's head. He runs out of the room. He looks at Milton and Albert “Why did you let me go in there? Damn. I’m happy as hell that I’m not a woman.” Peter rubs his head then.
Milton chuckled.
“Son you just learned a valuable lesson. Men belong in the hallway, not in the bedroom when a woman is giving birth.” Albert pats his shoulder.
“It’s a boy,” Gloria opens the door and yells. “Mother and so
