Jesus had never thought being a dad was so much work.
But as a two month old Noah sat covered in blended peas, Jesus knew he had his work cut out for him. Sighing, Jesus picked up the squealing baby who was giggling up at him. "Oh so it's funny daddy has to clean all this mess up and you get to take a hot bath? Well I'm glad you're enjoying this mister, wait until you're a teenager, no car for you."
When Noah actually seemed to react like he knew what Jesus was saying, Jesus melted when he whined and then looked up at him. His brown eyes was a beautiful hazelnut that seemed to unnatural to be real. Like they belonged on a fairy or something.
Noah was a beautiful baby with the curliest mop of black hair, dimples in each cheeks, and rolls for days. The chubby little monster liked to ea
