Chapter Sixty Two
“Shopping”
“Josh, wake up! I need to go to the bathroom!” I exclaim.
“No” he mutters sleepily.
“Do you want to be my personal toilet?” I question.
He groans and begrudgingly releases me. I trot to the grand bathroom and use the toilet, before coming back out in search of an outfit.
“I’m going to go take a shower” I inform Josh, who grunts.
“It’s 9am” he complains.
“Well done! You can read time!” I praise teasingly.
“Why are we awake at 9am on a vacation?” he whines.
“What time do you want to wake up?”
“I don’t know, 11? Noon?”
“We’d have to seriously tire ourselves out for that to work” I mutter.
“What?” he questions.
“What?” I respond.
“If you want to tire yourself out to sleep longer, I can absolutely support you and make that happen.”
“Not in
