A few more seconds passed and she was on the floor of her apartment when she responded.
[Yes. But you should rejoice that they were the worst couple hours of my life. -I]
[Oh? So, it didn’t fulfill your dreams of being a single woman? -B]
[No, you jerk. -I]
[I remain unsurprised. I’d hate to be the guy who comes after me. I set the standards impossibly high. -B]
He had no idea.
[Yeah. The dinner table was bigger, though. Without your big head and ego. -I]
[Not many girls would complain about a big head. -B]
An innuendo. He really said that and she was really blushing.
She breathed deeply. The lack of action was getting to her. She plopped down on the couch as they continued to message.
[Do you kiss your other with that pervy mouth? -I]
[Nope. Just you. -B]
‘Oh god.’
He sent he
