You know how in the movies the heroine always gets to have a mini shopping experience, a makeover of some sort or at least a moment of trying on everything in her wardrobe in the hopes of finding the perfect outfit for a date with a guy that’s so obscenely out of her league that he is perfect for her? Well, neither of that happened in my case. First of all, tonight’s event couldn’t be further than a date even if I was meeting my ex, and second, this is real life and it has nothing to do with the cute moments we see on TV.
Not to mention that it’s ridiculously cold and we only put the heating on at night so we don’t freeze to death in our sleep, so being mostly naked while trying on different outfits couldn’t be more unappealing right now.
Oh, Oh, and have I mentioned how I literally hav
